I've got a dirty little secret I
need to get off my chest. No, it's not
the confession that my tent has only been on an island for one night this year,
or the fact that I actually spent an entire day on Superior with a Euro
paddle. It's my forward finishing
rolls. My chest scull and forward sweep
seemedto have disappeared. A lot of
people out there like to point fingers and I will keep the tradition alive by
fingering RonO and GalwayGuy as two of the main causes of the missing
rolls. With GG out in Minot, ND on a
Mission from God and RonO happily wrenching on bear watching aircraft in Homer,
AK, my group of rolling compadres has dwindled to zero. Sure, there are folks who want to roll for a
bit but they actually want to paddle and, worse than that, actually spend the
better part of the evening paddling!
With Ron and GG, a good night was launching, paddling 35 yards from
shore, and rolling off and on for an hour or so. We would then adjourn to the closest
establishment to discuss and dissect said rolls over esoteric pints of fine
ale. I have not discussed my problem
with either of them and kind of suspect that they may be suffering from the
same problem. I don't recall any decent
body of water near Minot and I most certainly recall from last years trip, that
the water in the Homer area is a bit brisk for extended rolling. With the 'normal' avenues of critique and
roll refinement hundred and thousands of miles away, It was apparent that Plan
B and C needed to be put into place.
Plan B was pretty simple. Since I was coaching up at the Great Lakes
Symposium I would just stroll down to the rolling beach during some spare time
and let the guy that showed me the secrets of the chest scull in the first
place, FivePieceRoy, diagnose the problem.
The only things wrong with that plan were, a) due to the grueling,
indentured servant-like scheduling of the cruel Bill Thompson and maniacal
Kelly Blades, I didn't have any spare time and b) neither did
FivePieceRoy. He had groupies lined up
every minute that he was in the water down at the rolling beach. So rather than
refining and diagnosing my roll I was forced to consume pints of Cabin Fever
Bitter at the Dunes Saloon and taste fine Irish and Scotch whiskeys from the
back of JB's van. I will admit though, that all angst about rolling was pushed
into the mental closet by these convivial activities. I knew the vacation week in the Grand Island
area wouldn't offer any rolling tips either.
The BadHatter is concerned with having one good roll and one only so he
can come up without wet exiting if he should find himself upside down
unexpectedly. He feels that anything
other than a standard sweep is for trained seals and why bother worrying about
some contorted forward sweep BS when you have a solid standard roll?
It would appear that Plan C would
need to be executed. Plan C was by far
the most solid of my schemes and one that was damn near foolproof. I had signed up for ChrisG at Boreal Shores'
annual Lake Superior fun with Turner and Cheri from KayakWays. I knew in the back of my mind that this was
my ace in the hole, up the sleeve, on the bottom of the deck or whatever. We spent the morning working on various
Greenland stroke techniques and remembering things that were in the back of my
head but needed to be dragged to the forefront again. Turner's comment that, "I come out here
to the midwest and you guys all have this low angle stroke; what's that all
about anyway?" struck home once again. He also handed me a new Razor
paddle that he'd made for me and actually finished on the way to Bayfield in
Parry Sound, ON. I'm certain that Turner
really wanted to visit the Bobby Orr Hall of Fame museum but diligently
finished my stick instead. Thanks man!
Now for the reconstruction of my
chest scull and forward finishing rolls.
I'd like to say that observation, refinement, and hard practice for a
couple hours got me back in the groove.
Actually, it took Cheri Perry about 12 seconds of watching one lame
assed roll to inform me, "Olson, you're not dropping your head, you aren't
staying flat on the water, and you're lifting your shoulder before you slide up
on the front deck". I thought to
myself, 'I can't be that screwed up, am I?', but of course I was. Keeping those three elements in mind, I hit
the first roll painfully and then things smoothed out and got back to normal
after a few reps. I am officially back
in my forward finishing groove. A good
roll is like hitting a baseball or a good golf swing. Bad contact sends vibrations up your arms and
the ball kind of dribbles off your bat or club.
Contact in the sweet spot makes you feel like you never even hit the
ball as you watch it soar off into the distance. Good rolling technique is the same way,
practically zero effort or strain and you're up. When we Neanderthal males encounter
difficulty we automatically revert to upper body strength and muscling our way
through the problem, an exceedingly stupid way to deal with it.
I guess there are a couple of
lessons to be gleaned from this tale of rolling woe. The first is that instructors need to
continue their own instruction. Constant
learning and refinement is a good idea no matter when endeavor you are involved
in. The second is to not wait so long
before dealing with a problem, kind of like our propensity to wait too long
before visiting the doctor. I know, I know, it's a guy thing. Lastly, good solid instruction is always
worth it. Always. Maybe next year I'll drag the BadHatter up to
Bayfield for this event. Cheri actually
got him rolling for the first time at the last Traditional Gathering held in
Akeley, MN many years back. I also need
to take advantage of the rolling resources here in town. Christopher Crowhurst has a session or two or
twelve and had been kind enough to invite me more than once, but my mental
state by the time I get down to Spring Lake on the faaar side of town, usually
during rush hour, is so foul and toxic that it takes me 45 minutes to get my
head back on straight. Thoughts of
harpooning the 24 year old bleached blonde woman, talking on her cell phone as
she tailgates me down I-35W in her fluorescent Ford Focus, take a while to
leave my brain. Thoughts of living full
time in a county that still does not have one single stop light on the other
hand, rarely leave my brain. No
stoplights since Wednesday evening.
Three day trip with the Boy Scouts was completed, assisted by the
MayorOfTurtleRiver then a 5 day Outer Island adventure with the usual suspects
for the annual Fall trip. In between Labor Day fun with the VOR, Matt, and
TheMayor, including some music at the Big Top Chautauqua. I may even practice a forward finishing roll
or two along the way.